I am swollen and tired. There's not much more to say than that. I'm no longer interesting, fun, active or have anything intelligible to say. I am a big tired fatty. I went out today with my parents to celebrate my mom's birthday. Happy Birthday Mom! And then I went to visit my brother Kevin and his wife Tiffany so that someone else could watch my kids while I vegged. I actually said, here are my kids I am going upstairs to take a bath in your tub. If you are getting a phone call from me and you are within a 100 mile radius, watch out. I'm calling to take advantage of you so that you will take care of me and my kids. I'm shameless and just want to take a nap and be fed. Better go turn off the ringer on your phone right now.