While I am Thinking About Barbie....

Dear Mattel,

I have to write to you to tell you how much your classic, all time favorite toy, Barbie..... has meant to me. Not only is she hours and hours of fun for our daughter, but I have learned more than I ever thought possible from this magical doll. She truly is an inspiration.

Who knew the human form could be positioned in so many unique fashions when nekkid? One is always in for a fun filled Friday night frolic when you clean up the playroom and find Barbie laid out in a creative pose you have not seen or considered before!

So, I am writing this to pitch a book option for you.

Barbie's Kama Sutra...Educational AND Fun!

I am posting a few pictures so the image can really penetrate. (snicker)

Be comfortable with your body!

Don't be afraid to be yourself!

For the advanced and adventurous and deviants!

Fun with fetishes!

For just $17.95 who wouldn't jump at the chance? In the meantime, us stay at home moms will just be peaking in on the Barbie corner in our kids rooms to brush up on our techniques.

Mahalo,

GingersMom

Saturday Morning

It's a lazy Saturday morning. My eyes slide open just the tiniest bit and see the bright morning sun filtering in through the slats in the blind. Ah...morning. Oooh...better yet....no kids are in bed with us for once. I slide my foot over and rub my hubby's leg. Already it is a beautiful day. Hubby rolls over and and has a sly grin. He throws his arm over me and pulls me close for a lingering kiss. "Good Moooorning..." he says suggestively. I sigh, basking in the wonderful morning we are having...alone...then giggle flirtatiously and snuggle tighter.

Then I feel it. The tell tale shaking of the bed....and no, we're not doing it.

It's a child. Coming to get us. Suddenly, a Dora pantied bottom plops down on our HEADS. "Hey! That's my spot. Make room!" Red says as she shimmies her way in between our bodies. So much for romance.

"Let's watch Dora! Isn't that a great idea?" Red suggests.

"I had a better idea, " I mumble under my breath. Our plans foiled yet again.

I should just appreciate it. She's the best birth control we got.