Ummm....

Brady:  Mommy, who was the first to come out of your body?

Me:  Ummmmm?

Brady:  I know, it was Daddy!!

cricket cricket  (parenting at its best: denial)

Me:  Daddy did not come out of mommy.  Savannah was first.

Brady:  Nope.  Daddy came out of your body first.  He's the biggest.

It's probably good daddy wasn't here.  Surely, a puffed chest of pride and some dirty comments would have followed.