Please leave your answers in my comments or suggest one of your own! Have fun!
1. Move to Africa or have your dog run away
2. Have hair that doesn't stop growing and can't be cut or a unibrow that cannot be plucked
3. Fly when you fart or pee when you laugh
4. Call your mother because you were arrested for prostitution or call tech support because you were browsing porn sites at work and the porn pop ups on your computer won't go away.
5. Hit every red light for the rest of your life, or always be wrong
6. Miss your senior prom or miss an important flight
7. Have your eye fall out at random times or drool uncontrollably
8. Have cheesy porn music sound every time you enter a room or begin every sentence with "Scooby dooby doo"
9. Always wear wet socks or always wear wet underwear
10. Have needles for armhair or have fire shoot out your nose every time you said the word "The"
11. Have your parent-in-laws be able to see your every thought about them as if it were typed by a court room sceretary or dress like Richard Simmons for the rest of your life.
15 comments:
This is brilliant and made me laugh lots just reading the choices. I really don't have time now because I'm doing Dr Johns blog marathon thingy. It would be nice if you came by mine and reminded me to come back.
1. move to africa
2. hair that won't stop growing
3. pee when i laugh as i expect that to happen eventually anyway
4. totally the porn
5. red lights, i can plan for those
6. important flight since prom is a memory forever
7. gosh, the eye thing i guess
8. i'm sticking with porn here too
9. this is the toughy for me. i hate wet socks, so i regrettably have to choose underwear.
10. neither one, thanks. i would pick the fire, but i'd have to learn how to not use "the" ever again
11. in-laws. i happen to like mine :-)
Oh my! I want better options on the menu. For some funny reason this is how I felt voting yesterday. Yikes!
-Margie
(Stopping by via Dr. John's mini-marathon today.)
I just love your cherries! And to answer one of your questions: I would love to move to Africa - since I have already been there! Dropping by from Dr. John's.
I would pick moving to Africa. I have the problem of the unit brow so I pick the growing hair. I pick the flying fart because I can pee when i laugh. I am going to pass on the others since I am on the the Dr john marathon.
1. Africa! I love my puppies.
2. Hmmm....can the unibrow be shaved? If so, I'll take it.
3. Fly.
4. Call tech support. I'm 42 and I still fear my parents' reactions.
5. I'm way too impatient to deal with the red lights. I'd end up going postal.
6. Never went to my senior prom so no biggie there.
7. The eye. What a conversation starter that would be.
8. I've always wanted a theme song.
9. Wet socks.
10. Fire. How cool would that be?
11. My in-laws are deceased so I'll go with them reading my every thought.
Ok, I had way too much fun answering these. I need a life...or at least I'd better get back to Dr. John's marathon.
Hey there! This is my first time to your site, and am visting from Japan Years and Tatonka Family! I'm enjoying your fun posts!
1. Move to Africa- if my dogs ran away I'd probably search every inch of the earth looking for them anyway!
2. I'd have to go with the unibrow since waxing and bleaching are still options.
3. Probably flying when I fart. If I ate beans for a whole week I could probably fly home for a visit and save on the airfare. :-)
4. Call tech support for porn.
5. Red lights- I have bad luck with that anyway, or I'd ride my bike more.
6. Didn't go to my senior prom anyway, and wouldn't want to miss an important flight!
7. Well, if my eye fell out at random times, it probably wouldn't be useful anyway, so I could probably spare it from time to time when it randomly took a dive.
8. You think porn music is cheesey? LOL- only kidding.
9. Wet socks
10. Probably needle armhair...I think...how big are the flames out the nose?
11. Hmmm, probably have my in-laws read my thoughts about them, I'm pretty honest about how I feel about them anyhow, I don't think they'd get any nasty shocks.
Try to come up with something clever to say, or admit that I'm thoroughly perplexed by a mind that could think up these choices?
Dr. John sent me by to test my sanity...
Oh yeah, thanks for playing you guys! This is fun. Here are my answers:
1. Have my dog run away. Yes I am a bad person.
2. Hair that won't stop growing
3. Pee when I laugh. It's just like being pregnant and well...you know.
4. I guess I'd rather get caught with the porn. Ew.
5. Red lights for sure. Or I could be wrong and just demand that everyone agree with me....kinda like I do now.
6. Prom. Mine sucked. If I coulda gone with Dan maybe it would have been better
7. I would rather drool uncontrollably. The eye thing freaks me out.
8. Scooby dooby doo! It would get old but I still think its funny
9. Wet socks.
10. I agree with Jes on this one. You can work around the word "The" if you had to.
11. I would dress like Richard Simmons....well...maybe not. Would it really be so bad if they knew what I was thinking??
1. Have my dog run away, hell, he does all the time...you didn't say we couldn't find him and bring hom back!
2.I am wtih aime on this one, I would take the unibrow thing, you said nothing about shaving it.
3. Fly when you fart, that sounds like fun lol
4. Call your mother because you were arrested for prostitution...mainly because Alan and I joke all the time about me sleeping with his detailer in order to get orders to Post Grad School...so ya I would sell my body for that.
5. Hit every red light for the rest of your life...have to be. I am NEVER wrong LOL
6. Miss your senior prom...I didn't go to mine anyway.
7. Have your eye fall out..might be a fun party trick
8. "Scooby dooby doo", what you don't start all your coversations with that lead in? It is a great ice breaker.
9. Can I go camando?
10. Again, the fire might be a neat party trick
11. Have your parent-in-laws be able to see your every thought about them as if it were typed by a court room sceretary...do you mean like a court reported? I'd go for that, because my MIL isn't smart enough to figure out short hand...not being mean, seriously she can't!!
Those were fun, thanks
Ohh fun!
I'm going to do this on my spot;)
1. Move to Africa or have your dog run away... Neither
2. Have hair that doesn't stop growing and can't be cut or a unibrow that cannot be plucked Hair that doesnt stop growing
3. Fly when you fart or pee when you laugh pee when I laugh
4. Call your mother because you were arrested for prostitution or call tech support because you were browsing porn sites at work and the porn pop ups on your computer won't go away. call tech support
5. Hit every red light for the rest of your life, or always be wrong give me them red lights
6. Miss your senior prom or miss an important flight miss a flight
7. Have your eye fall out at random times or drool uncontrollablyeye fall out
8. Have cheesy porn music sound every time you enter a room or begin every sentence with "Scooby dooby doo" Scooby dooby doo
9. Always wear wet socks or always wear wet underwear wet socks
10. Have needles for armhair or have fire shoot out your nose every time you said the word "The" Fire shooting nose
11. Have your parent-in-laws be able to see your every thought about them as if it were typed by a court room sceretary or dress like Richard Simmons for the rest of your life. In laws see my thoughts
These are choices?
The fire shooting nose might be kind of cool for when somebody cuts you off in traffic.
How far would the fire shoot?
1. Move to Africa or have your dog run away... Neither
2. Have hair that doesn't stop growing and can't be cut or a unibrow that cannot be plucked... Hair that doesnt stop growing.
3. Fly when you fart or pee when you laugh.... pee when I laugh
4. Call your mother because you were arrested for prostitution or call tech support because you were browsing porn sites at work and the porn pop ups on your computer won't go away.... call tech support
5. Hit every red light for the rest of your life, or always be wrong... the red lights
6. Miss your senior prom or miss an important flight...The prom I never had one so I dont know what I missed anyway.
7. Have your eye fall out at random times or drool uncontrollably...eye fall out
8. Have cheesy porn music sound every time you enter a room or begin every sentence with "Scooby dooby doo" ..Porn music.
9. Always wear wet socks or always wear wet underwear...depends why the underwear is wet.
10. Have needles for armhair or have fire shoot out your nose every time you said the word "The"... Fire shooting nose, it would teach me to think before I speak.
11. Have your parent-in-laws be able to see your every thought about them as if it were typed by a court room sceretary or dress like Richard Simmons for the rest of your life. ohh hard go with the first.
1. Move to Africa or have your dog run away? Depends on where is africa I was moving to. If it was the Sudan, I'd happily say good bye to Fido.
2. Have hair that doesn't stop growing and can't be cut or a unibrow that cannot be plucked? Have a unibrow continuous growing hair would just be so annoying.
3. Fly when you fart or pee when you laugh? Fly when I fart.
4. Call your mother because you were arrested for prostitution or call tech support because you were browsing porn sites at work and the porn pop ups on your computer won't go away. 2nd choice. Oh that's tough.
5. Hit every red light for the rest of your life, or always be wrong? Niether. Well, atleast you can kinda plan for the red light thing.
6. Miss your senior prom or miss an important flight? Important Flight.
7. Have your eye fall out at random times or drool uncontrollably. Eye falling out.
8. Have cheesy porn music sound every time you enter a room or begin every sentence with "Scooby dooby doo" Cheesy porn music.
9. Always wear wet socks or always wear wet underwear Socks....I guess.
10. Have needles for armhair or have fire shoot out your nose every time you said the word "The" OK, really, these are getting rediculous.
11. Have your parent-in-laws be able to see your every thought about them as if it were typed by a court room sceretary or dress like Richard Simmons for the rest of your life. Richard Simmons
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