Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Dear Santa

Dear Santa,

I need some magical pants. I saw some at Nordstrom the other day and I feel that I absolutely cannot live without them. They held in my mommy gut, created no muffin tops, gave my hind end a boost and left me looking fabulous. Please leave one under the tree to all the other mommy types out there as well. It's the perfect gift that will bring tears to the eyes of frumpy moms everywhere. And to all those moms that DON'T need these pants? Please leave them a big pile of coal.

Merry Christmas, Big Guy.

Love,

Kristin

14 comments:

Dr.John said...

I hope Santa reads blogs.

Jessia Snow said...

I totally needed another thing added to my 3 page wishlist of things I want. Now I have to inculde these, but I want them in Indigo which apparently makes them cost $118. Come on Santa, bring them by my place too!

Catch said...

lol....very cute!

Roxanne said...

I think I could use some of those, too!

Caro said...

Hee hee. You're funny.

*~*Cece*~* said...

Oh I've seen those on Oprah or something! I would LOVE a pair of them, too. But if I paid $98 for a pair of pants I think I'd take better care of them than I do my own children. *drool*

imfreenow.blogspot.com said...

It's fun to visit your blog, because of posts like this one!

Unknown said...

Yes, I'm sure for the price of those jeans, you could buy another puppy! :) I just hate that. Well, atleast you have hundreds of stores to try things on at. I am soooooo looking forward to shopping when I get back. I'm going to take a big chunk out of our account $$$ in Feb!!!

Miss Kelly said...

You're so cute. If we had Nordstrom's up here in the Great White North, I'd buy you a pair.
I bought a couple of pairs of $120 jeans two years ago when I WAS skinny, and now they sit in my drawer, waiting for the day I can squish myself back into them. ~sigh~

Gingers Mom said...

Dr John - I hope so too!

Jes - I'll take any of them. But the indigo ones are really nice. I'll take one in every color!

Cece - I never spend that much on pants for myself either. But worth EVERY penny. They really do work.

Gabrielle - hee hee. Blush.

Nicki - I am sure the stores are anxiously awaiting your return as well.. :)

Tiff - I like to believe they magically turned me into a size 8. If only that were true when I put on my regular jeans.

Kel - I want skinny jeans. Even cheap ones. It would just be nice to say I have skinny jeans.

Trailady said...

Scary thing is, I actually KNOW what a mommy gut and a muffin top are. YIKES- better get me a pair of them magic pants too!!!!!!!

Lisa said...

I NEED these magic pants that you speak of...

Anonymous said...

Does anyone sell those in Canada? I'd like a pair and I don't even have a kid to blame!

Anonymous said...

Like my 2 yr old would say "I wan sum".

Yeah, I want some of those. Honestly I would pay that to have a pair of pants that I felt really good in (yeah my self esteem is crap LOL). Hard part, buying them online. I would hate to pay that $$ and then not get the right size. GRRR, it is time like this that Alan is happy I am far far away from a mall.