"I think most lose the ability about the time they fart in bed and piss on the toilet seat. Maybe I'm wrong.That was nice that you got to see that rarity."
You crack me up!!
This weekend is looking bleak. Everyone but me is sick. Woe is me. Dan leaves in a little over a week. I hate it when he is gone. Can you tell? But I need to remind myself that I promised not to grumble so much...
My sister in law, Tiffany, is pregnant. We've waited a long time for this baby. She is due any day now. (1cm and 40% effaced for all you interested mommies out there). I'm on strict orders not to share his name until he is born...in case they change it. Hee hee. She's gonna be a great mom. My kids adore her. They call her Tia. I guess that is spanish for "Aunt". She is 1/4 Mexican just like my husband. They are the pastiest white people and you would never guess it. See her picture? That is her with Stinky. They'll make cute babies. I think he'll come out looking like the kid in Jerry McGuire. I like to call her a big fatty. She was MERCILESS to me when I was pregnant. She hit below the belt when she called me a fat ass AFTER I had the baby. I get one juicy insult after she gets birth for that one... Hee hee.
I better run to go get Red from school. She really was the Red Beast this morning. Have pity on me.