We can do it

Tuesday, December 09, 2008


On an average Tuesday morning, just as expected my privacy was unapologetically disregarded by my two sons. Taking a selfish moment to you know...pee...Stinky and Boo come barging in and demand that I remove myself and let them go to the bathroom.

Boo goes first, Stinky stands back and pouts. Of course.

I sit Boo up on the potty and he claps in complete glee and satisfaction with himself as he pees on the potty. Stinky looks at him and says in a high ptiched baby cooing kind of voice and says:

"Oh, look at his teeny tiny pee pee!!"

I rolled my eyes. "Of course it is little, he's just a baby."

Thinking about it...I added "You know yours is little too." I snickered inside....yes I know that probaby puts me on Santa's naughty list for motherhood but I couldn't help it.

Stinky looks down, puffs out his chest and says in a loud deep voice. "No way...mine is REALLY BIG!!!"

And so the delusions begin. At the age of 4.


Mike, Nicki, and the boys said...

You know you'll catch them at 11-12 years old flexing in their underwear in front of the full length mirror. Yes, the testosterone is strong in this house as well.

Sarah Louise said...

Wow. The men in my family are pretty quiet, so the whole testosterone education didn't come around until I started dating. I had no idea it started at 4!

Thanks for the giggle.


Dr.John said...

Somehow that stuff missed my two boys. Or perhaps they only tell mommy's.

Dr.John said...

Somehow that stuff missed my two boys. Or perhaps they only tell mommy's.

Ms.L said...

So that's when it starts!
I have a teen boy..my goodness me,it's ridiculous the bragging
and posturing that goes on.

Caro said...

What a cute story. You can tell it to the first girlfriend he brings home. Evil laugh goes here.

LaForestGump said...

Awesomely hilarious. And educational. I have two girls, you see. LOL