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Friday, May 09, 2008

Depraved

My diet is draining on me. I have been deprived of chocolate for WAY too long. It's so bad that I have been reduced to turning to Internet Food Porn. I'm ashamed.



I sneak into the office....give a a quick look around...good...Dan is playing with the kids. I'll have a few euphoric moments to search the web and fantasize about chocolate cake. Then after I get a good tantalizing look, maybe I'll check out some brownie recipes. Mmmm.... That's hot.



Get a load of these babies!



1 box Duncan Hines chocolate cake mix
Bake as directed on box.
FILLING:
1 c. evaporated milk1 c. sugar24 lg. marshmallows1 (7 oz.) can Angel Flake coconut
Combine milk and sugar; add marshmallows and heat until melted. Add coconut. Pour over cake while hot.
TOPPING:
1 1/2 c. sugar1/2 c. evaporated milk1/2 c. butter1 1/2 c. chocolate chips1 c. pecans
Mix sugar, butter, and milk. Bring to a boil, add chips, stir until melted. Add nuts. Pour over cake. Just like an Almond Joy candy bar.




Chocolate Cake
stir together:
2 c. sugar
2 c. flour
Boil:
1 stick butter or margarine
1/4 c. cocoa
1 c. water
Add cocoa mixture to dry ingredients then add:
2 eggs
1/2 c. milk
1 t. vanilla
1 t. baking soda
Mix until well blended. Bake at 375 in a greased bundt pan for 30 minutes.
Penuche Frosting (from the Cake Mix Doctor Cookbook)
1 c. brown sugar
1 stick butter or margarine
cook over medium heat until well blended (2 mins), then add
1/4 c. whole milk
Bring to a boil and set it aside to cool slightly.
Pour over
2 c. powdered sugar
mix with an electric hand mixer until smooth and pour over cake while still warm. (If it hardens too much while working with it, you can heat it up again on the stove.)

7 comments:

Chris H said...

Hi there chick, thanks for visiting my blog.. ya know .. I so don't try to be funny, why I crack people up is beyond me! It's supposed to be a diet blog.. but somehow it morphed into "Days of Our Lives" ! Hope you have a neat weekend.

Caro said...

stop it, just stop it! I"m so fat I practically roll to the fridge as it is. :)

Jez said...

Go ahead and have a lil. For two reasons. 1, if your anything like me and you deprive yourself of anything too long you will eventually loose control and eat a whole cake. And 2, when your eating the same amount of calories and fat your bodies gets used to it and your metabolism stabalizes. You need to vary the amount here and there and give your metabolism a boost. I do it after a week or two of dieting and I seem to stop loosing. IT keeps me sane and helps me loose again.

Queen of the Mayhem said...

I REALLY hate to diet and all the commercials running on the TV and in magazines are NOT helping!


I say give yourself a little treat....UNLESS you are like me with no self control and any exposure will send you into a 3 day chocolate induced bender! Then....you might want to abstain! :)

Dr.John said...

This is not good for your diet. It will drive you to eat.

Whiney Momma said...

Food porn, OMG, too funny. That is making me drool like crazy. If I see food, I have to eat food!

Gabrielle Eden said...

That's enough to make anybody lust after chocolate!