As it was over, we turned the light off and Dan threw his arm over me and we nestled in for the night. Little did we know the terror that lied ahead.
The rumbling began.
The churning.
Then came one loud explosion.
Then the smell....
The terrifying, horrific smell.
You'd think it was just a man thing, but it was coming from both sides of the bed.
It is amazing after 6 years of marriage how unembarrassed you become by such grossness.
We were like some disgusting toilet themed musical band playing in perfect rhythm.
But then my husband with great exuberance brought forth an AMAZING grand finale....
It was impressive in size and smell.
We both went cross eyed.
The he jumped out of bed, turned around and showed me....there was a hole blown out in the back of his underwear.
That bean soup is nuclear.
I think it should be outlawed.
At least in our bedroom.
And now for my favorite "farting" terms. Please feel free to share yours.
Bathtub Jacuzzi
Oops! I let fluffy of the leash.
Chinese barking spiders
Fermented revenge
Gassius Assius
Blowing Ye Butt Trumpet
The Great Brown Cloud
8 comments:
Aw. A sweet post that warms the heart of Joy.
baking brownies.
duck crossing
barking spider
ass flute
Oh I could go on and on,lol
We're pigs here;p
I love your new look!
This is a better logo than yesterday. It has more of a unique look to it.
I didn't6 know there were that many farting terms.
This is so funny!!!! another reason why I sleep alone! LoL
I can't believe I'm about to post this...but Jeff wanted to add "Trouser Coughing" to your list. Boys are so gross and I am so screwed, what with three of them in our house and me the only girl! That's it - all of our pets will have to be female to balance this out! (Of course, our girl dog farts worse than any of us...)
My son loves to say "better to let it out and feel the shame, than leave it in a feel the pain". He feels no pain.
Cornbread? A grat Southern dish, yum.
Ah marriage, a many splendored thing.
This is great info to know.
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