Consider the daffodil....and while you do, I'll be over here looking through your stuff -
Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy
My mom has had a brilliant idea. Since my in laws are such wieners, she came to me with the suggestion that we have a garage sale to raise money for our Disneyland annual passes. I have always wanted to do a garage sale and never have and was giddy when I told Dan the fabulous plan. I am met with a HORRIFIED face.
A garage sale? Never! People will be looking through our stuff...knowing what we have...snooping...our neighbors will think we're trashy.
Sometimes he has a little too much of his mom in him. So in an effort to ease his troubled mind I am holding the garage sale at my parents house. Who desperately need a purging of their own as well. At least we have had years of the Navy abusing and breaking our stuff to clear out alot of our junk.
So I posted an ad online and such for the garage sale and already I have people emailing me about it. Do people really get all that excited about buying somebody else's old used junk? I had one girl email me who lives more than 45 minutes away who wanted directions. Am I the only one who finds that weird? People just can't wait for me to put out those old All-4-One CDs, smores maker that we only used once, battered old sofa, or the world globe from the 1980s. Treasures that they will come from miles around to sift through? I'm in awe and quite curious as to what kind of weirdos are gonna come crawling out of the woodwork. I think I will take pictures and copious notes to share with you.
Hopefully there really will be lots of people coming and this will end up being a lucrative venture after all. Our goal is $340. Cross your fingers!!