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Monday, March 06, 2006

Weird things I have said to my kids

Just a few off the top of my head....

1. Get that apple out of your underwear now!
2. Wet wipes are for cleaning bottoms, not petting the dog.
3. Dirty diapers go in the trash, not the toy box.
4. If you keep it up, no more milk for the rest of the day.
5. Vagisil is not finger paint.
6. Nobody gets to touch anyone else in this house again ever.

I know you all have some too, please share.


DreadPyrateRobert said...

1. Do not put that wetwipe on your butt and THEN on your face!

2. Toothpaste is not candy!

3. Well, at least the color you chose matched the carpet.

4. No! Close your mouth when you kiss me!

5. Let your brother play with the hammer. You can have the jack-hammer.

Best I can think of right now.

Gingers Mom said...

I love it! I have said a few of those myself.

Rusty said...


Wonderfully funny post. The funniest thing as that these things make complete sense when they are first spouted out. Out of context, they are priceless.

Mike, Nicki, and Josh said...

Eat all your chicken nuggets then you can have your french fries....(as if one is better than the other!) or, Pizza first then fruit. Oh yeah, if your going to pick your nose, just don't eat them! Love ya! Nicki

Trailady said...

Okay, here goes:

- Boogers don't go on the wall!
- Will you guys PLEASE flush!
- Rinse the toothpaste down the sink after you brush.
- No, you cannot keep that lizard in the house!
- If your underwear and socks are so stiff they stand up on their own, it means you NEED to take a bath and put on something CLEAN!