Just a few off the top of my head....
1. Get that apple out of your underwear now!
2. Wet wipes are for cleaning bottoms, not petting the dog.
3. Dirty diapers go in the trash, not the toy box.
4. If you keep it up, no more milk for the rest of the day.
5. Vagisil is not finger paint.
6. Nobody gets to touch anyone else in this house again ever.
I know you all have some too, please share.
3 months ago