Brady: Mommy, who was the first to come out of your body?
Brady: I know, it was Daddy!!
cricket cricket (parenting at its best: denial)
Me: Daddy did not come out of mommy. Savannah was first.
Brady: Nope. Daddy came out of your body first. He's the biggest.
It's probably good daddy wasn't here. Surely, a puffed chest of pride and some dirty comments would have followed.