We can do it

Friday, March 19, 2010

Spring Break

Dear Elementary School,

Please take my children back.  My sanity is dangling by a very thin thread.  The children have sprouted devil horns and their heads are spinning full around.  It has become quite clear to me that exposure to me, their mother, is one that only breeds pure evil.  Please take them back so I can delight in them in the after school hours when they are tired from working all day and only mildly capable of overthrowing any semblance of control that I have over them.

Most sincerely,

Gingers Mom


And may I declare it with great joy that I am reminded that I am NOT called to homeschool.  Foolish Gingers Mom for ever giving that a moment of consideration.  And now let us rejoice that Spring Break is almost over.  Do you hear the angels singing?  I do believe the sun is shining, the birds chirping and the flowers blooming as all things praise God for the return of school....

Until the end of May.

3 comments:

mary said...

Hahahhahaha....

Anonymous said...

Hello. And Bye.

Fishsticks and Fireflies said...

BWHAHAHAHA! I worry about the day all 3 of my kids are in school and then have vacation! I can tolerate Cooper's breaks well right now because I have the girls with me all the time - I suspect I will be drafting a similar letter about 5 years from now!