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Would you rather....
1. Watch a porn movie with your parents or watch a porn movie starring your parents?
2. Be machined gunned to death with Lite Brite pegs or assasinated by Cabbage Patch Dolls?
3. Fight Mike Tyson or talk like him?
4. Be 3ft tall or be 9 ft tall?
5. Hate your life but everyone loves you or everyone hate you but you're having a great time?
6. Have the ability to change genders at will or change height at will?
7. Have a super long eyelash you could never pluck out or have and earlobe the size of a baseball?
8. Be able to live forever, so long as you kill someone once a week or die in 5 years?
9. Eath 3 lbs of hair or drink a gallon of shampoo?
10. be the mysterious leader of a secret society of assassin-midgets or have a direct mental link to all the world's information?
11. have caterpillars on your face moving around on your eyebrows or tral paprika everywhere you go?