Dear Sweet Double Chocolate Milano Cookie. Please stop calling my name from the pantry. I love, I want you, I need you too. My hormonal cravings make you more tempting than ever. Please don't lure me with your sweet seductive ways.
I'm in a relationship with carrot sticks and celery. They love me. They are good for me. Please don't try and come between us.
Oh, sweet Milano cookie, you are the one I want. My TRUE love.
I'll try to slip away later. When the kids are sleeping.... I'll sneak past the refrigerator quietly so the carrots and celery don't hear me and we can have one last liason. I'm coming my sweet sweet love.