We can do it

Thursday, July 26, 2007

My love

Dear Sweet Double Chocolate Milano Cookie. Please stop calling my name from the pantry. I love, I want you, I need you too. My hormonal cravings make you more tempting than ever. Please don't lure me with your sweet seductive ways.

I'm in a relationship with carrot sticks and celery. They love me. They are good for me. Please don't try and come between us.

Oh, sweet Milano cookie, you are the one I want. My TRUE love.

I'll try to slip away later. When the kids are sleeping.... I'll sneak past the refrigerator quietly so the carrots and celery don't hear me and we can have one last liason. I'm coming my sweet sweet love.


Miss Kelly said...

I just have one bit of advice: don't buy them anymore!
I used to buy treats for the kids all the time until I realized that they were my downfall. So I stopped. Now my children suffer but I don't have any allurement from the pantry cupboard anymore.

Ms.L said...

Aww man,you poor dear;(
I have an unhealthy relationship with a bag of chios and some dip at the moment...stress eating rocks!

Christina_the_wench said...

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(swallows HoHo)

Um, what were you saying?

(looks longingly at second HoHo half)

Dr.John said...

I like cup cakes myself.

Jill said...

Oh why did you show me those...Now I have to go get some. YUM!

Caro said...

You naughty adultress, you. LOL

Jen said...

I'm glad I'm not the only one with a fetish for Double Chocolate... :)

dawn224 said...

How on earth do they ever make it to your pantry? When they seduce me into bringing them home they sometimes don't make it out of the car!