We can do it

Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Nice Rack

The Cain men have a thing for boobs. Well...all men do right?

Brady, who is still nursing, is obsessed with them day and night. That is what he sees me as. One giant, walking, talking booby. This whole weaning thing is gonna be a bitch.

My husband, well, you know how that goes.

My other son, just loves them. Boobies are fascinating to Stinky. If I am not looking he'll shove his sticky little hand down my shirt and pinch me, giggling like a maniac. Now he can't stop talking about them.

At church last Sunday as we were finishing the last song during worship, I am explaining to him that we sing because we are telling Jesus that we love him.

"Can you say, we love you, Jesus."?

He stops and ponders for a moment.

Then with a big grin and a twinkle in his eye he shouts out, "I love your Boobies, mommy!!"

Three shades of red...

Dear Future Daughter in Law,

I'm sorry. I did my best. Here is a blank check for the therapy you will be needing.

Love,

Gingers Mom

At least today it seems like he may be moving on to a new body part obsessions. As I was tucking him in for his nap, he assured me that he could not POSSIBLY rest until I had kissed the butt of each and every one of his stuffed animals. I'll do anything for some peace in the afternoon. Even if it does mean kissing Cookie Monsters ass.

7 comments:

Oh, The Joys said...

Wouldn't it be great if they were detachable? Here you go guys, lemme know when you're done and I can put 'em back on.

Dr.John said...

With kids every day is a new adventure.

Gingers Mom said...

Joys - Hmmm...I think you're onto something. I wonder if it is possible.

Dr John - No joke...

Queen of the Mayhem said...

That is helarious! My son put my bra over his shoulder the other day and told me he was"putting on my boobies"
Talk about therapy!

Kissing a little ass never hurt anyone!

Thanks for stopping by my blog! I love yours! I will be back!

kelly said...

You do realize that this can go one of two ways. Either he'll become a plastic surgeon, where he can mould butts and breasts all day long. OR, he'll get plastic surgery.

Caro said...

Does Cookie Monster's ass taste like chocolate chips?

SJ won't give up his boobies. I am FED UP!

Pendullum said...

I was going to add a wity comment...
But then, I read Caro's and just spit coffee up all over my screen!!!!