I need some magical pants. I saw some at Nordstrom the other day and I feel that I absolutely cannot live without them. They held in my mommy gut, created no muffin tops, gave my hind end a boost and left me looking fabulous. Please leave one under the tree to all the other mommy types out there as well. It's the perfect gift that will bring tears to the eyes of frumpy moms everywhere. And to all those moms that DON'T need these pants? Please leave them a big pile of coal.
Merry Christmas, Big Guy.