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Monday, September 25, 2006

Mother What?

My little Stinky is now officially 2. He has been acting like one for a few months now. That is our excuse for everything. Everywhere we go we start out with a blanket statement: "There is no excuse for him, he's 2." People seem to understand and don't glare quite as severely when he throws himself on the ground screaming, "No!" or "Mine!" or when he stares down the room and growls...GRRRR!
I will post some birthday pictures later when I get them organized and all. He was a little cutie pie...when he wasn't hitting or pushing his sister for touching his new loot.
At least for the next few days we'll have a few hours of quiet playing with all his new toys. Ahhh...
For the party that we had with my family, we did a Monster Truck theme. I'll have to post a picture of the cake. It was so cool. Anyway, maybe not the best theme to choose for a little boy who calls trucks, fu*k. Because all day he has been SCREAMING "Mother F*ck" everytime he picks up one of his new trucks. Classy. Charming. This should be fun when I drop Red off at preschool this morning at the church.
I'll leave you with one favorite photo of Dan and Stinky at the park on his birthday.

16 comments:

Ms.L said...

Haahaahaa,cute little whippersnapper!
I called them that too..when I was FIVE. Got in trouble,hehehehe
That's a wonderful photo:)
I can't wait to see the rest!

Dianne said...

I'm so glad the birthday party went well and that is a great picture of Dan and Stinky!! Looks like they were having lots of fun!! Enjoy the 2's because the 3's are just as bad. They can talk back sooooo much better at 3. At least this is my experience. I have to tell you Griffin's swearing story, since Stinky says fu*k for truck. Travis' dad sometimes gets excited and says sh*t, well my sweet little boy decided to copy papa and start saying sh*t. I know it's bad, but nothing is funnier than a 3 year old saying oh sh*t and having no idea what it means, just that it sounds cool. After about a week of telling him not to say it, he finally stopped, but not before he said it in the McDonald's packed playroom. Good times!!! Enjoy your new f*cks Stinky!!!

Anonymous said...

Hilarious! :) My daughter pronounced "sit" as "sh*t" when she was about that age. Many wide-eyed and/or laughing strangers very obviously didn't believe me when I told them she was saying sit. Fun times! Happy birthday to Stinky!

DreadPyrateRobert said...

Smokes! I can't even GET Champ that high...and he's younger than Stinky!
Um...he's just big-boned...

Robert aka Big Brother(Who is in fact watching you)

Jessia Snow said...

Heehee Stinky. These are classic stories in the making. I hope that he never stops growling, 2 or not. It's too cute!!

Tiffany S said...

Jessica,
I doubt he'll stop growling any time soon. We've been trying to get Kristin to stop for years. He comes by it quite honestly. :)

Mike, Nicki, and Josh said...

Well, Josh was calling his favorite Thomas Train character (Percy) P*ssy. "I love P*ssy" he would say. He's out of that stage and can now speak clearly while defying us. Yup for us 3 years has proven tougher than 2. His favorite phrase is, "I not do that"

Tina Dray said...

My little monster turned 3 the other day appears to have got worse not better ( though i wouldn't swap him for all the tea in china)i always used the terrible 2 excuse i'm at a loss as what to say now!lol. good look with the terrible two's!

Christina_the_wench said...

"Mother Truck!"
Bawahahaha

Love the photo.

Miss Kelly said...

I'll have to post Evan's swearing story. you just reminded me.
Actually, apparently I'll have to post period.
That's funny tho - I can't believe he's 2! Scary...
Yes, Griffin's Papa is a great blasphemer. My kids have all picked up on it.
The only funny word I remember Olivia saying is "Hussy" for "horsey". And she called Trucks "Cucks" but a lot of the time it sounded like "Cock". Fabulous.

Carolyn said...

Motherfuck, ha ha ha.

Pattie said...

Hee Hee...
I hope the curse words don't come out in front of the church friends!
My son said f*uck all the time instead of truck...in public...every chance he got. I once had a lady say to me "gee, I wonder where he heard THAT"....very embarassing.

Betty said...

Happy Birthday to Stinky a little late. Do take pictures and remember the stories for faster than you think they will be all grown up.

Catch said...

Happy belated birthday to Stinky!!! What a cute pic of him and your hubby!! I have to laugh at Mother **ck...lmao

Dr.John said...

Enjoy the days they will too soon be gone.

QueenieCarly said...

That is cute. A friend of mine at work told me that when his daughter was little and just starting to talk, the Grinch movie came out and she adored it. One day while they were in the store and a clerk was setting up a display with various movie tie-in merchandise. As they approached it, his daughter eyes lit up, the salesgirl turned around and Mikayla pointed at the display (and thus the employee) and screamed "Look! The bitch!"