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Tuesday, July 11, 2006

I loved your mom because I am not a homosexual

I wandered onto Call Me Soccer Mom and Die and found this post. I thought it was hilarious. Let me know what you get!

Pick the month you were born:

January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I smoked
April--I punched
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I did the Macarena with
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------the moon
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White----------because I'm cool like that
Black-----------because that's how I roll.
Pink------------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red------------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I hate myself.
Purple---------because I'm cool
Gray----------because I was drunk
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange-------because I hate my family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other-------because I'm a ninja.
None--------because I cant control myself


Christina_the_wench said...

Aww look at the linky love! Thanks a bunch, Kristin. Stop over any time.

beadinggalinMS said...

I danced with an ipod cause I hate my family. LOL :)

Christine said...

silly..thanks for the chuckle.

DreadPyrateRobert said...

I sang to my science teacher because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

I like it...

Robert aka Big Brother(Who is in fact watching you)

Gingers Mom said...

I could do this all day! I love it!!

Miss Kelly said...

apparently I kicked my best friend's boyfriend because I was high. Other than the high part, the rest sounds about right!

Anonymous said...

I sang to a monster because I hate myself!!!

That is too funny! Have a great day.

Tiffany S said...

I sang to a fork because the voices told me to.
This is eerie, because that is what I did this morning already. If I hadn't, they told me to eat my dog, and I don't really want to floss fur out of my teeth (I hate to floss)

Ms.L said...

I murdered a birthbath because I'm SEXY(heh) and do what I want!

Too funny!

Pattie said...

This is quite entertaining! Mine was:
I murdered the moon because I am NOT a homosexual.

Crazedmomof4 said...

I murdered a monster because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.

Anonymous said...

"I sang to the moon because I am not a homosexual." There, I am officially out of the lurkers club.