Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan!
Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure
To begin your plan, you must first Seduce a Military General. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Despoiler of all that is Good and Nice and True? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Supervillain Costume with Gimmicks?
Next, you will Seize control of the Town's Water Supply. This will cause countless hordes of Hired Goons to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Finally, you will Reveal to the World your Needlessly Big Weather Machine, bringing about an End to Sanity. This will all be done from a Fake Mountain, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
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